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Clearly, the M31 LUT. It will go down in media history books of the 2010s as a similar abomination of taste as, say, this was the abomination of 1980s video making taste:

Oh yeah, to go back to 2010s bad taste, also add
- f0.95 Bokeh (where a person's eyes are in focus but the nose is blurred-out);
- pointless anamorphic flares;
- pointless slider shots;
- fake light leak transitions;
- people shooting flowers in their backyard in macro shots;
- Hans Zimmer symphonic movie scores copied and pasted on the macro shots of the backyard flowers.
- 1 minute opening credits for 3 minute YouTube videos that otherwise consists of slider shots of backyard flowers shot with f0.95, anamorphic Bokeh & flares with fake light leak transitions - with everything being graded with the M31 LUT and a lifted Hans Zimmer movie score as the soundtrack.

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26 minutes ago, cantsin said:

Clearly, the M31 LUT. It will go down in media history books of the 2010s as a similar abomination of taste as, say, this was the abomination of 1980s video making taste:

Oh yeah, to go back to 2010s bad taste, also add
- f0.95 Bokeh (where a person's eyes are in focus but the nose is blurred-out);
- pointless anamorphic flares;
- pointless slider shots;
- fake light leak transitions;
- people shooting flowers in their backyard in macro shots;
- Hans Zimmer symphonic movie scores copied and pasted on the macro shots of the backyard flowers.
- 1 minute opening credits for 3 minute YouTube videos that otherwise consists of slider shots of backyard flowers shot with f0.95, anamorphic Bokeh & flares with fake light leak transitions - with everything being graded with the M31 LUT and a lifted Hans Zimmer movie score as the soundtrack.

WOW! I did not know this! This is epic!!

PS: Your opinion is epic too...but not as much :) 

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57 minutes ago, cantsin said:

Clearly, the M31 LUT. It will go down in media history books of the 2010s as a similar abomination of taste as, say, this was the abomination of 1980s video making taste:

Oh yeah, to go back to 2010s bad taste, also add
- f0.95 Bokeh (where a person's eyes are in focus but the nose is blurred-out);
- pointless anamorphic flares;
- pointless slider shots;
- fake light leak transitions;
- people shooting flowers in their backyard in macro shots;
- Hans Zimmer symphonic movie scores copied and pasted on the macro shots of the backyard flowers.
- 1 minute opening credits for 3 minute YouTube videos that otherwise consists of slider shots of backyard flowers shot with f0.95, anamorphic Bokeh & flares with fake light leak transitions - with everything being graded with the M31 LUT and a lifted Hans Zimmer movie score as the soundtrack.

Yeah! People who do these kinds of videos are SO DUMB I would NEVER do that.

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**Goes to personal youtube channel to hide a dozen anamorphic-flower videos**

 

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17 hours ago, cantsin said:

Clearly, the M31 LUT. It will go down in media history books of the 2010s as a similar abomination of taste as, say, this was the abomination of 1980s video making taste:

Oh yeah, to go back to 2010s bad taste, also add
- f0.95 Bokeh (where a person's eyes are in focus but the nose is blurred-out);
- pointless anamorphic flares;
- pointless slider shots;
- fake light leak transitions;
- people shooting flowers in their backyard in macro shots;
- Hans Zimmer symphonic movie scores copied and pasted on the macro shots of the backyard flowers.
- 1 minute opening credits for 3 minute YouTube videos that otherwise consists of slider shots of backyard flowers shot with f0.95, anamorphic Bokeh & flares with fake light leak transitions - with everything being graded with the M31 LUT and a lifted Hans Zimmer movie score as the soundtrack.

:joy::joy::joy::joy: Shame YT doesn't have a filter in the search options.

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On 8/5/2017 at 11:52 AM, cantsin said:

Clearly, the M31 LUT. It will go down in media history books of the 2010s as a similar abomination of taste as, say, this was the abomination of 1980s video making taste:

Oh yeah, to go back to 2010s bad taste, also add
- f0.95 Bokeh (where a person's eyes are in focus but the nose is blurred-out);
- pointless anamorphic flares;
- pointless slider shots;
- fake light leak transitions;
- people shooting flowers in their backyard in macro shots;
- Hans Zimmer symphonic movie scores copied and pasted on the macro shots of the backyard flowers.
- 1 minute opening credits for 3 minute YouTube videos that otherwise consists of slider shots of backyard flowers shot with f0.95, anamorphic Bokeh & flares with fake light leak transitions - with everything being graded with the M31 LUT and a lifted Hans Zimmer movie score as the soundtrack.

What was that??
Tiffen Black Pro Mist 1000x?
I literally can't. :smiley:

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On 8/5/2017 at 11:52 AM, cantsin said:

- 1 minute opening credits for 3 minute YouTube videos that otherwise consists of slider shots of backyard flowers shot with f0.95, anamorphic Bokeh & flares with fake light leak transitions

Hahaha. I really hate it when I watch a 6 minute short film and the credits are 3 minutes.

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48 minutes ago, silvertonesx24 said:

I hate it when I'm watching a tutorial or how-to and the actual how-to part is behind several minutes of pointless blabbing. 8 min video for something that could be explained in 30 seconds or a paragraph. That's the bane of limitless capture.

Well, that's a symptom of people trying to generate more ad revenue via YouTube. Sadly, the same kind of zombie content as SEO journalism (see the parallel discussion thread on NoFilmSchool).

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On 8/5/2017 at 0:52 PM, cantsin said:

Clearly, the M31 LUT. It will go down in media history books of the 2010s as a similar abomination of taste as, say, this was the abomination of 1980s video making taste:

Oh yeah, to go back to 2010s bad taste, also add
- f0.95 Bokeh (where a person's eyes are in focus but the nose is blurred-out);
- pointless anamorphic flares;
- pointless slider shots;
- fake light leak transitions;
- people shooting flowers in their backyard in macro shots;
- Hans Zimmer symphonic movie scores copied and pasted on the macro shots of the backyard flowers.
- 1 minute opening credits for 3 minute YouTube videos that otherwise consists of slider shots of backyard flowers shot with f0.95, anamorphic Bokeh & flares with fake light leak transitions - with everything being graded with the M31 LUT and a lifted Hans Zimmer movie score as the soundtrack.

lmaooo nailed it

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