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On 5/5/2019 at 11:10 PM, Snowbro said:

Cousin works there & they have family discounts 

Mother: What do you want to do when you leave school?
Kid: I think I want to study medicine and become a doctor.
Mother: Well, that's great and all, and it's important to have dreams, but have you considered a career in IT?
Kid: But I like helping people, like when grandma was sick..
Mother: You father and I have done the sums, and we know that doctors get paid very well but if you worked for Adobe, over the decades the family discount actually makes it a more sensible option....

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1 hour ago, kye said:

Mother: What do you want to do when you leave school?
Kid: I think I want to study medicine and become a doctor.
Mother: Well, that's great and all, and it's important to have dreams, but have you considered a career in IT?
Kid: But I like helping people, like when grandma was sick..
Mother: You father and I have done the sums, and we know that doctors get paid very well but if you worked for Adobe, over the decades the family discount actually makes it a more sensible option....

'Mother: You father and I have done the sums, and we know that doctors get paid very well but if you worked for Adobe, over the decades the family discount actually makes it a more sensible option....' ....plus you will make a bundle from the stock options they give you!!

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23 hours ago, kye said:

Mother: What do you want to do when you leave school?
Kid: I think I want to study medicine and become a doctor.
Mother: Well, that's great and all, and it's important to have dreams, but have you considered a career in IT?
Kid: But I like helping people, like when grandma was sick..
Mother: You father and I have done the sums, and we know that doctors get paid very well but if you worked for Adobe, over the decades the family discount actually makes it a more sensible option....

The Irony here is that he makes more than his Physician father 

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