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CRIPPLE HAMMER HERE, CRIPPLE HAMMER THERE, Canon never cripple anywhere!?

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Canon C300 III / EOS R5

Canon’s mythical cripple hammer needs a theme tune… an anthem. With this Berlin industrial dance band AND ONE I think I’ve found one.

TURN THE VOLUME UP!

Take this deadly tool and feel the daily routine
You go to work for money and for me
A cripple hammer here, a cripple hammer there
Cripple hammer lovely tool you’ll take it everywhere
Cripple hammer lovely tool tell me what I am
Treating you is the only thing I can
Thank you for the money, help me to survive
Cripple hammer, cripple hammer help me to stay alive

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Stanley Kubrick has reshot 2001 A Space Odyssey in stunning 1.74x crop format to celebrate the launch of the Canon 5D Mark IV but he’s not happy about the result!!!

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Yet another 4 year wait is over. Here’s a list of great things about the 5D Mark IV…

Read moreStanley Kubrick has reshot 2001 A Space Odyssey in stunning 1.74x crop format to celebrate the launch of the Canon 5D Mark IV but he’s not happy about the result!!!